Baz stys up late to finish his homework

So with Australian Tourisim in ruins thanks to Laura Bingle & her "Where the bloody hell are ya" speech the country did the only thing it could do ...

We turned to you Baz Luhrmann .... Oh great one, master of film .... Fix this god awful mess!

and you answered the call, staying up late to finish your film Australia, I just hope its not Gone With The Wind relocated to the outback!

so we thank you, and hope it outsells Harry Potter ... but if it doesn't we will still love you Baz.

Harry Potter aint got S*IT on this film ...

Our horses are visible and you dont need to witness death to see them!