I need a Boat!

Gonna sail the 7 sea's!

That is all !

Singing A Song

On a train

When it rained

On a day

That was lame

It turned out

The girl behind me

Could hear my tune

That afternoon

Embarrassing to say

She was hot! So i end my poem here!

Embarrassed!

New TV Ideas! Again!

Done this before but i totally have one i had to share.

Its a show where 3 semi pro song writers compete, each week a big famous singer or group comes into the studio, the song writers each write a song to prepare and the band, group or singer each week sings all 3, and then the audience decides through social media who wins.

I recon its gold, but ill never be hired by CBS or any of those channels. Damn them!

Ill call it Written :)

All 3 writers win in the end because all 3 songs will probably end up on i-tunes.

Tad-ah! How im not hired by now i do not know!

Fox News Update - 182

Yes i keep randomising the fox update numbers, its fun!

My quiff this week is with the moving words at the bottom of the screen, now i know females can multitask but i honestly cant read them while listening to anyone speaking for the life of me! I have to pick one or the other, and as a result ive decided to change after every other word "today .... uk riots .... won gold ... causing havoc .... and lebron james scores 23 ... obama demands answers ... police are still hunting ... team usa after what many concider a clinical .... escape from police ...

Hey its more interesting this way ....

ps - Megyn Kelly, its been a long time between drinks, i haven't commented on you in years, but as an australian, i wish you would drift over our way for nightly news updates. We have cool stuff happening in Australia, ull love it! Hugh Jackman runs topless through the streets heralding a new day! Its his full time job! Movies are a side project! ....

Olympic Events Id Like To See

1. Miniature golf/put put - Screw regular golf we get that year round, mini golf thats what i wanna see!

2. Computer Games - A games section country vs country in team events.

3. Darts/pool/billiards/poker - Why not!

4. A giant maze created where countries all start in the centre and have to make there way out, with bonus points for finding hidden objects including north Korea's missiles, the USA's wild eagle, and the collection of Chinese hearts in a hamper formally owned by the trainers of there Olympians ...

5. For the entire duration of the olympics, one person from each country has to compete in an amazing race style event around that Olympic city. Each week one is eliminated and left to time keep the 10000 meters ...

6. Beer drinking - Australia wins hands down!

By the way, Silver's the new Gold! :)

News with substance - Lets get poetic!

Have a bone to pick with the paper you wrap your fish and chips in. Its going to be a long one people! I understand most people infact many like cold old facts printed to them in a paper. But the fact it most read online. Which is sad i know. Id rather we re-invent the paper, instead of this "A young man was caught last night trying to sell ..." We make papers more interesting, "Its 8pm on a Friday night, the young man sits on a dark corner wondering if she is a junkie or a cop, its his unlucky day, because before he can blink the silver of the badge appears ..." Yeah i know people would maybe confuse fact and fiction, but maybe an in between genre, like faction fact just retyped into something more ? Im just rambling on, would be nice tho. Says the charming young skunk on the wall, watching passers by, smoking and wondering when the one he craves will walk by and say hello would you know where the main street is!

Awesome Gambling Ideas! Part 1

Ok so there is a whole new gambling world out there people just dont know it yet. But alas im here to help!

Gamble 1 : Ok guys like beer guys like gambling! Lets put them together with pokie machines/slot machines that pay out in beer! Win the feature and you could win a certain amount of beer that comes out the bottom of the machine in plastic cups! Winner!

Gamble 2 : Competitive window washing ... Who will win the race down the sky scraper, odds on the screen for your betting enjoyment.

Gamble 3 : Food Roulette! Gamble on your dinner! From lobster to a tin of anchovies, you spin and hope for the best!

Now im off to gamble some of my hard earned dollars the more traditional way ... Turtle racing.

TV 101 - Summer ideas!

So of all the shows i love the most the ones that are a slow train wreck are the best!

Idea 1 : The Macintosh Diaries : Staring James Van Der Beek this awesome show follows an online blogger starting out in the 80's back when all the cool people wernt on here reading stuff off google or facebook updates. Back then the Mac was running with the biggest qwerty keyboard you have ever seen and the modem dialed up with that old school noise! Anyone under 25 wont remember that!

Idea 2 : Working Kids : A reality show were we take a bunch of kids and see how they fair in adult jobs such as a doctor, lawyer, cab driver, chef,! Gold television! Plus cheep labor! Win win !

Idea 3 : Mobile Tec's : Following the cut throat business of repairing mobile phones, cracked screens, battery issues, system errors, the fun never ends!

Thats my ideas for today.

On another note next post will be Bright Gambling Ideas! I have a few!

New TV 101 - Car Creator

Car Creator -

A young car salesman finds the gift to match a car to its owner. Knowing how the car will make its demise. He uses his tallents to find the right person for each car, and with his powers, gives each car a power (super speed/invisibility/strength) that helps the new owner get through there problem.

Magical car man!

Hollywood, you owe me!

Over and out ... Matt !

TV Update : Shows Id Make

5. Stolen PropertyThe tale of an old career thief who has an epiphany and decides to return everything that he stole back to the people who he stole it from, even if it means stealing items back from the people he sold them to. Also has to try and get his daughters out of the family business.

How this isnt a show by now i dont know ....

A theif stealing back each week to redeem himself to his family and needing the family's help!

Maybe im deluded! But i watched tv all week and im not impressed.

Comeing up, the next new show id make!

Pepe Is Back

Ok lame year ... blame it on .... I had a girl come up to me today and ask, "Who is charles dickens?" Enough said!

Anyhow, NEW TV IDEA #756 - FYI - The numbers are randomly generated through a machine that picks 10, then takes them and lets a seal juggle them till two drop .... After that a lion shakes the seal's flipper and takes the final two and lets an Antelope pick one ....

756! - A man in the reincarnated body of a cat runs onto the road each day, stopping the oncomeing driver from death ... dogs/humans/cat food ... all stand in the way! Very Disney Channel ... and lets face it, they will run any idea ...