After hearing about the Zoo that shot dead a lion who escaped from its enclosure even tho nobody was outside in the zoo at the time, i decided to run off a list of other alternatives in case any other zoo animal decides to go for a walk ....
Option A :
Ring a bell, and call its name, it works for my cat so why not a larger version!
Option B :
Take a zebra from a neighbouring enclosure and tie a rope around it, hoist it up into a tree and wait for the lion to come over. Once focused on the zebra, have someone sneak up from behind with a net ....
Note: If live zebra is not available, a zebra costume and two midgets will suffice ....
Option C :
Release Hyena's to eat the lion (they can, ive seen it on The Lion King)
Release a wild boar to eat the hyena's
Release a bear to eat the wild boar
Place a picnic basket in the bears cage to lure him in (Refer to any Yogi Bear Episode)
All seem a lot better than just shooting the lion ....
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