News with substance - Lets get poetic!

Have a bone to pick with the paper you wrap your fish and chips in. Its going to be a long one people! I understand most people infact many like cold old facts printed to them in a paper. But the fact it most read online. Which is sad i know. Id rather we re-invent the paper, instead of this "A young man was caught last night trying to sell ..." We make papers more interesting, "Its 8pm on a Friday night, the young man sits on a dark corner wondering if she is a junkie or a cop, its his unlucky day, because before he can blink the silver of the badge appears ..." Yeah i know people would maybe confuse fact and fiction, but maybe an in between genre, like faction fact just retyped into something more ? Im just rambling on, would be nice tho. Says the charming young skunk on the wall, watching passers by, smoking and wondering when the one he craves will walk by and say hello would you know where the main street is!