TV IDEA Number god knows what!

OK

Ill keep this one brief,

We take a bunch of random animals ( No Naughty Ones ) and we put them in a house like Big Brother, we name each of them and provide food each day with no human contact.

Each week we vote off an animal until we have one VICTORIOUS MARSUPIAL or other type of animal .... I just hope a bird doesn't win ....

I need a Boat!

Gonna sail the 7 sea's!

That is all !

Singing A Song

On a train

When it rained

On a day

That was lame

It turned out

The girl behind me

Could hear my tune

That afternoon

Embarrassing to say

She was hot! So i end my poem here!

Embarrassed!

New TV Ideas! Again!

Done this before but i totally have one i had to share.

Its a show where 3 semi pro song writers compete, each week a big famous singer or group comes into the studio, the song writers each write a song to prepare and the band, group or singer each week sings all 3, and then the audience decides through social media who wins.

I recon its gold, but ill never be hired by CBS or any of those channels. Damn them!

Ill call it Written :)

All 3 writers win in the end because all 3 songs will probably end up on i-tunes.

Tad-ah! How im not hired by now i do not know!

Fox News Update - 182

Yes i keep randomising the fox update numbers, its fun!

My quiff this week is with the moving words at the bottom of the screen, now i know females can multitask but i honestly cant read them while listening to anyone speaking for the life of me! I have to pick one or the other, and as a result ive decided to change after every other word "today .... uk riots .... won gold ... causing havoc .... and lebron james scores 23 ... obama demands answers ... police are still hunting ... team usa after what many concider a clinical .... escape from police ...

Hey its more interesting this way ....

ps - Megyn Kelly, its been a long time between drinks, i haven't commented on you in years, but as an australian, i wish you would drift over our way for nightly news updates. We have cool stuff happening in Australia, ull love it! Hugh Jackman runs topless through the streets heralding a new day! Its his full time job! Movies are a side project! ....

Olympic Events Id Like To See

1. Miniature golf/put put - Screw regular golf we get that year round, mini golf thats what i wanna see!

2. Computer Games - A games section country vs country in team events.

3. Darts/pool/billiards/poker - Why not!

4. A giant maze created where countries all start in the centre and have to make there way out, with bonus points for finding hidden objects including north Korea's missiles, the USA's wild eagle, and the collection of Chinese hearts in a hamper formally owned by the trainers of there Olympians ...

5. For the entire duration of the olympics, one person from each country has to compete in an amazing race style event around that Olympic city. Each week one is eliminated and left to time keep the 10000 meters ...

6. Beer drinking - Australia wins hands down!

By the way, Silver's the new Gold! :)

News with substance - Lets get poetic!

Have a bone to pick with the paper you wrap your fish and chips in. Its going to be a long one people! I understand most people infact many like cold old facts printed to them in a paper. But the fact it most read online. Which is sad i know. Id rather we re-invent the paper, instead of this "A young man was caught last night trying to sell ..." We make papers more interesting, "Its 8pm on a Friday night, the young man sits on a dark corner wondering if she is a junkie or a cop, its his unlucky day, because before he can blink the silver of the badge appears ..." Yeah i know people would maybe confuse fact and fiction, but maybe an in between genre, like faction fact just retyped into something more ? Im just rambling on, would be nice tho. Says the charming young skunk on the wall, watching passers by, smoking and wondering when the one he craves will walk by and say hello would you know where the main street is!