32 songs in 8 minutes ...

I hardly post music on this blog, so i decided to make up for it by posting 32 songs .... in an 8 minute medley!

Enjoy

Sam Worthington Update #3

Well Terminator Salvation is out on May 21 ...

Heres a preview of what to expect, Sam plays Marcus and this movie is looking real good judging by the trailer below ....

Its rockin !



If your wondering what the song being played is, its Nine Inch Nails - The Day The World Went Away ....

Its a bromance!

As a 26 year old male, i really do have to thank Barney Stinsson from How I Met Your Mother ...

The bromance is no longer anything to feel ashamed about!

Hugh Jackman & Robbert Pattinson recently shared one, singing karaoke in a Japanese bar together, Hugh was there on a promotional visit for "that film which shall remain nameless!" and Pattinson was there for the premier of twilight ? I guess Japan missed the boat 6 months ago or something, because its almost on dvd everywhere else!

Back to the bromance!

For those wondering exactly what a bromance is, its a close friendship between two bro's that boarders on seeming like a relationship even tho it isn't. Often the bro's will partake in activities most regular couples would do, ie) Bowling, dinner, exchanging gifts etc

Some notable celebrity bromances include ...

- Ben Affleck & Matt Damon, bromance fore fathers -
- Hugh Jackman & John Travolta -- Brad Pitt & George Clooney -

An example if you will ...

Steve: Ah, Dave!!!

I can't believe you found a copy of that old Kevin Smith film, we were just talking about it last week!

Dave: No sweat buddy ...

Steve: That is some full-on bromance. You're the man.

The bromance is back people! Now i must go call my bro ...

Later people!

Academy Award Afterthoughts ...

Ok i said that Jackman as host would either be hit or miss, for me it was a hit.

I guess it depended on what you expected from the awards night, those expecting joke after joke would have been disappointed, Jackman tanked in the joke department, tho Tina Fey and Steve Martin covered for him very well ....

Those expecting a host that does more than just read off a tele-prompter would have loved the awards show ...

I mean come on, the dodgy Dark Knight motorcycle ? The Benjamin Button wall, and Hathaway did well too ... It wasnt as gay as i thought it would be, best opening to an Oscars in years!

I had a quick look at a few online blog posts on the topic and it seems to have been a mixed response, many younger people missed having more jokes, many older people loved having more variety.

So here is a list of what i liked and disliked ....

I liked ...

- Hugh Jackman's opening, reminiscent of Billy Crystal yet this one was live to air and he made it his own. Even when he was laughing while singing, it just added to the charm of him hosting and not taking himself too seriously.

- The slumdog kids on the red carpet, not afraid to show there excitement, autograph book included.

- The actor/actress nominees getting a personal message from each presenter made it a night to remember even for the losers.

- Ledgers family giving a short yet humbling speech on behalf of there son & his sister looking smokin!

- Tina Fey & Steve Martin

- Wall-E

- The lack of an Academy President's speech.

- Penelope Cruz's speech, shes so cute.

- Kate Winslett asking her dad to whistle, upon which he did! Yeah!

I didn't like ...

- Ben Stiller, you can do better

- Reece Witherspoon, because i just don't like you!

As you can see the positives far out weigh the negatives, and while i haven't seen any of the past awards nights over the years, I'm pretty sure this one was up there ...

Hugh Jackman's Oscar's

Well im going to admit, i have not watched the oscars in some time, Billy Crystal was the last host i remember watching, and a great one at that.

This year one of my fave's on screen will host, Mr Jackman so yes im returning for another viewing. I watched Hugh's Tony Award's hosting duties and he did pretty well, but i still get the feeling this years oscar's could either tank miserably with him as host, or soar sky high ....

My feelings on the topic were not helped when i read that he was doing a dance routine with Beyonce and the High School Musical gang ... ill reserve judgement.

One thing i would have loved to have seen this year was an encore John Travolta -Hugh Jackman sing-along, altho after the month Travolta has had i doubt he will even be in attendance.

So will he sink or swim, all will be revealed soon enough i guess, but please for the love of god just dont mention Van Helsing at any point on the night ...

Conspiracy Theory #21 - The Lady Gaga Abomination

Well im back with another conspiracy theory, and this one may get me locked up in a padded cell, but i refuse to be gagged, ill do my best to uphold the consiprasists code of never shutting up!

Lady Gaga errks me, i can forgive a young girl acting stupid, or a spoilt brat acting like a spoilt brat but Gaga is something else, she annoys me like a grown man using paint by numbers, or a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket because mum wont add the Milo to the shopping cart.

The conspiracy you may ask ? That Lady Gaga is a fictionary character created to sell records, a young girl lured into a music executive's limmo with a bag of candy ...

Gaga version 2.1 as she will now be known, is nothing but a cyborg, assembeled by music executives, here is the recipe ...

Ingerdients:
1x young vain girl with ambitions out weighing integrity
2x money hungry parents
2x music executives (with car rental until 1st single is released)
1x music producer with an auto produce button on his computer
1x stylist ? Oops did i say stylist ? 1x porn producer
15x kids to inflate ego

Method:
1. Take 2 music executives and mix with money hungry parents and stir
2. Add young girl without integrity and let sit for a week
3. Allow Gaga 2.1 to sit with music producer for 24 hours
4. Add a topping of porn sized proportions ....
5. 15 groupies then added to ensure ultimate ego is grown

Result:
You tell me ... a b or c ?

a. Fraud
b. A CONSPIRACY WORTH POSTING!
c. A 26 year old skunk who grew up too fast and needs to grouch less!

Ill pay anyone who doesnt answer with "c" ....

A Bushfire Thankyou ...

Well its been a pretty hectic week over here down under, i opened my newspaper about 3 days ago and was told that on the 6th of Feb i was living in the hottest place on the planet, ten degreese hotter than Africa's serengetti ...

3 days later I open my newspaper to find over 130 people wiped out because of the fires. I live right across from the bushland and its a scary thought to think that flames 50 metres high could be seen in other places around Australia, my area was lucky, others were not.

Reading through some of the personal stories in the paper and written elsewhere, its pretty traumatic just reading them, let alone going through what some of these people have been through. I wont elaborate on any of them, if you want to read any www.smh.com.au has a number of stories and updates.

Three more things before i sign off, firstly, addressing the people who deliberatly light fire's, in particular the people who lit the ones this week, i was happy to read that once caught they will be up for murder charges, and for those who think they wont get caught, Australia has the worlds best fire investigation units in the world who's sole job it is to track down these people. They are very good at there job, and they will find you.

Addressing the fire fighters, not that any of you will probably get this message, but just a quick thankyou for your tiresome work, if i could get over there and help out i would, tho i know id just get in the way and make your job harder, so i just wish you all the luck in the world.

Finally, PETA, its at times like this that i absolutly loathe some of the things you do, spending money on silly advertisements asking for models not to wear fur, or suggesting people eat less meat, right now its a time where an organisation like you could realy do something productive, because as i type, there are hundreds of thousands of animals needing evacuation, needing water, needing medical care, and just needing someone to give a damn about them.

Ok well thats my bitch for the day!

Im out ...